NOT A MORNING PERSON 4-Bar Bundle

NOT A MORNING PERSON 4-Bar Bundle

$32.00 USD $36.00 USD

Soap for folks who start the day with a groan, a coffee, and maybe some light swearing.

This bundle includes two bars of The Grind (coffee + grit) and two bars of First Light (citrus + redemption). One scrubs like a mechanic with something to prove. The other smells like a sunrise that hasn’t turned on you yet.

Use The Grind when you need a jump-start. Use First Light when you want to pretend you’re well-rested and emotionally stable.

Four bars. One goal: survive the morning.

Here's the lineup:
NOT A MORNING PERSON 4-Bar Bundle
  • NOT A MORNING PERSON 4-Bar Bundle
  • NOT A MORNING PERSON 4-Bar Bundle

Field notes
Made for

Folks who greet the day with a groan, a coffee, and maybe a mild existential crisis.
Recommended use

Hit The Grind when you need to feel something—preferably grit and caffeine. Reach for First Light when you're aiming for optimism or trying to look emotionally stable in front of coworkers.
Smells like

Bold coffee and bright citrus—like survival with a splash of hope.
Why it works

Two bars that cover the full range of morning emotions: stubbornness and denial. Whether you’re dragging or rallying, this set scrubs you back to functional.

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